Remember when if you wanted to play Tetris you could just download an app called Tetris and the entire game was there and it didn’t have any ads or login bonuses or in-app purchases to make the game easier, no logging in or making an account, it didn’t want access to your contacts or to send you push notifications. It was just Tetris, the whole Tetris and nothing but the Tetris. That was a better time.
It’s fucking minesweeper! It’s minesweeper!!!!! It’s a logic game from 1990 that used to come free with computers back when computers were good why the FUCK does it need in app purchases I am going to become a terrorist.
people saying they feel bad about reporting the new pornbots because the URLs are so good. i dont. i want to report them even harder. the URL pointless-soap needs to be liberated and reappropriated by the people
watching the person in the mobile game ad royally screw up a very simple logic puzzle knowing theyre doing it on purpose to annoy me into wanting to play the game myself and its unfortunately working
*through gritted teeth* i could save you. i could end your suffering.
